The Christian Bible.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Where's the dick??? east

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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