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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

once you go black your credit goes wack

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

anti jokes are for fags

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Donald Trump.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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