Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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i have two hands.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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I just drank a cola.

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Anti Joke

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