What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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