What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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ugh good riddance

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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