- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Me

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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