holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

out of your comfort zone

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Christianity

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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