- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

NEVER

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

ok

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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