Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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suck my balls mr.garison

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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And more;

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Christianity

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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