Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

How do you make a car? You build it.

Vagina cream... end of story

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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