- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Misner is a twat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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