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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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