What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Grammer is very important

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Bean.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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womens rights.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Anti Joke

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