Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Want to hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

69

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

cliché rebecca black joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

thumb_up thumb_down -6

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

gay people

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

captcha: all yer base

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock, Ow my face

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops