Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Women's Rights

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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