- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Penis.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

a man walked into a bar....

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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