- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What comes after 23? 24.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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