Your mom is so fat she's overweight

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

the holocaust

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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