- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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