- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

This isn't funny.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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