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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

This is a joke. Laugh!

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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