- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Do your parents know you're gay?

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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