- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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