When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

a man walked into a bar....

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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