What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Chuck Norris Dies.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

whats white and sticky glue

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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