- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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