So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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3 like an eel

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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