Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

30cm = 0,3meters

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

Black...

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

What's half of 8? o

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