What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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H o m o comes out as homo

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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this is not a joke. jks

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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