Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Jews

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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