- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Potassium? K.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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