What the hell are you doing?

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Potassium? K.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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