- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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