- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you reading? reading?

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

a man walked into a bar....

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