What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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