- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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