- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Keanu Reaves

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Knock Know! Come in!

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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