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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's white and gluey Glue

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

eden stop

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's green and blue? yellow

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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