What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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