A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a black man? Black

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Obama

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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