Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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