- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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