- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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