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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's clear and wet? water

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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