A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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2 Penises

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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An Artic Storm.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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