What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Fart

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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what's black and can't swim?

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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F? No k

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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