What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Who is big and stupid My brother

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Poker? I barely even know her.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

My dad

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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