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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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