Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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smell the vitamin C

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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