Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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