Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Koalas mum is a slut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Chuck Norris.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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