- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Koalas mum is a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Chuck Norris.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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