216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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smell the vitamin C

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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