Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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