- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

I am a women

A man... walks.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Hey, Max!!

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

I like your hair

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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