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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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