What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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the holocaust

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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