Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Sex education in Texas,

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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