Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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belly button

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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