Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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