when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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