- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets go Yankees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Sammi suck kyles chode

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Michel Moor on a die...

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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