- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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