Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -13

okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Michel Moor on a die...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Sammi suck kyles chode

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops