- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

WHO WANTS SOW????

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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