- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Agent 47.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Moo! I'm a goat!

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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