- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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