- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Women's rights.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Rick Santorum 2012

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Whats worse than a joke? This

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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