- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

HEY YOU!!!!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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