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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Where's the dick??? east

Womens Rights

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

God. God.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A dog was barking at a tree

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

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