- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Your Mother

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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