Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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