- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

knock knock whos there? nobody

I can count to potato.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

U mad?

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Punching a baby

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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