How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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