- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

what has genitial warts? me

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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