Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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whats long and black? a baton

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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