- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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