Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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