- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Once upon a time, The end.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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