Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

long in the tooth!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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