What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

1+2 = 6

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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