- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

long in the tooth!

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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