Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

The jets are a good team..

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

women's rights.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

snooki

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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