Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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u suck

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lol

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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