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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

cancer

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Please? No.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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