- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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