Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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good one jess !!

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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