- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

guest what i love pancakes

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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