holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

I'm Batman.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

kaite is dumb that is true

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

a jew walks out of a furnace

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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