Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Anti Joke

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