Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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