- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Do you like fishsticks No

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

vaginas are pretty!!!!

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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