- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Okay, after this one then...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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