A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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