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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Chinese men having large penis.

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