- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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