How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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