- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Bananas

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

So does Blake

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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