Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Womens' sports

Latvia isn't a joke

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Im taking a shit right now.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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