- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Please? No.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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