Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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