A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

long in the tooth!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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