What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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