- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

This is not a joke.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

cancer

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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