Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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