What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Where's my tractor?

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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everyone dislike this

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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