- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

guest what i love pancakes

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.