What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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weston cage

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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... Chan chan

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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I'm sn otter

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Y

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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