- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

no pun intended

The Game.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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